I’VE WAITED 8734 YEARS FOR THIS GIFSET
IT TOOK ME 11 YEARS TO REALIZE HE WAS SAYING “TABLE FOR HOW MANY”
OMG ITS BEEN DISCOVERED
I just made the most inhuman noise
WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’oh my god
My dog’s expression before bath
“And so the little lamb and his mama live happily ever after,” the girl finished reading her story aloud to the creature beside her. Hopeful orbs of blue glistened as she cocked her head up at him. “Didya like that, Mister Boogey?”
No response from underneath the black coat. She frowned, teetering off her seat ever so slowly before her tiny feet reached the ground.
“Mister Boogey?” she asked again, gripping the corners of the dark trench coat. When nothing responded, she slowly peeled it open, revealing the coat rack on which he had been perched. Where had he gone?
The little girl shrunk back, upset that her friend had left without a word. She curled up in her chair, clutching the book tightly in case he came back to hear the rest of the tale. Suddenly, a soft wind blew through the empty room, but before she could turn to see what had caused it, she was swept up in darkness.
“Gotcha,” the creature chuckled, cradling her close to him.
The child squeal with laughter most contagious, pleased of his return.
“I thought you left!” She gave a pout, looking up at his shadowy face.
“Why, my dear, I’d never leave you. I am your guardian after all, am I not?” The monster gave her a toothy smile. “And I will always be your Boogeyman.”
Tumblr: the only site that can turn something so terrifying into something utterly adorable
Oh Hi Therus
It’s backI want a relation ship like that with asyaru.
things to call your best friend:
- fucking nerd
- piece of shit
- fuckin egg
- mayonnaise egg
- bitch salad
- meme loving fuck
Jared looked dow at the girl, smiling brightly “Hello Juju! How have you been?”
"Hehe, I have been well and yourself?" Juju asked softly and chuckled, smiling faintly as she stayed close to him.
Jared gently pulled her in a soft embrace “good enough, I can’t really complain…
Not to sound rude but, what are you doing here?”
"Just came to find you and see you~" She responded and embraced him gently before looking up at him.
Jared chuckled gently, kissing her nose tenderly “ah…you are really sweet” he brushed some hair behind her ear, smiling gently “anything you wanna do today…?”
Juju held his arm and rested her body against it. “..I will do anything you want to do~” She said and looked up at him, chuckling. Gently moving on hand to his hand and stroking his palm with her thumb.
Jared smiled gently, nodding “hmm…maybe we should go and watch a movie…?
Unless you fancy going for a walk in the woods…?”
COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me
((Heh heh crazy Liu ftw))
Liu tightly gripped his knife as he laughed hysterically. “Why? Well why not!” He walked up tp Jared and pointed the knife at him. “It’s about time I get shit done. And I’m having so much fun doing it!”
Liu let out a yelp as his hair was yanked. He desperately tried to get Jared’s hands away from his hair. “Let go of me!” He elbowed Jared in the stomach. “Let go!”
Jared found the air knocked out his lungs, he recovered quickly and punched Liu in the face “don’t you ever do that again, kid
I know having you around will be fun…” His voice had dropped to a deep tone, his face being a mask of pure amusement “and I want you to be around a while…but play another stunt like that…
And you’ll be done…”
Liu’s head snapped to the side. He brought his hand to his jaw and looked up at Jared, his eyes giving away the fear he felt. “First you tell me to fight, and now you want me to back off?” He back away, watching the man carefully. “Tell you what, help my brother and we can continue this little game of ours.”
"No hospitals!" Jeff said quickly. He tried to sit up, but the pain in his arm prevented him. "Just get the hell out!"
Jared exploded in laugher “back off?
Oh no no, Liu
In do not want you I do such a thing!
He walked up to the teen, smiling still, his hands clasped together “I just want you to lose all you still have
All you hopes *he laughed pushing Liu harsh against the wall “I want you to stay here
Stand really still
While I finish off the famous Jeff the killer
If you move
I’ll break your legs and arms
And I’ll slice you up slowly
While you try to defend yourself with your useless limbs
But I would kill you
That’s too easy
I’ll just leave you weak enough to not be able to move
So you could watch how I cut off first his fingers
One By One
And he begs for mercy
You’ll have to watch
How the knife rips open his stomach and his bowels spill all over the fucking floor
And how while he is still giving his last shaky breaths
I’ll shove them down his throat till he chokes
Or bites down trying to helplessly save himself
Want it easy
Stay still as I break your hopes
Want it hard?
Come get me” his blue eyes peered into Liu’s, he cackled and pulled away “are we cool?”
You really have to give the architect a 5 star thumbs up for his vision in building this place …
the town’s name is dixon
the longer you look at it the funnier it gets
Christian Science Church
Pisces, it’s not cool when….
Things Helena Wants bc she either lost one of this she had or HABIT has one
maybe even both part 1 of ???